Hokay. I think I need more of those banana pancakes. Perhaps a lil' maple syrup on it please?
Gotta chill(the mind) in those hot springs, maybe better if people stopped collected sulfur balls in my pants it would feel better.
And oh, by the way, I still got those rocks from mt Baru. Powderising in mah waist pouch. Don't wanna get those black fingers like mah black toes in slipper wear and the half an hour of intense skin abrasion to turn my feet from volcanic soil to normal human feet.
Perhaps. Perhaps. Maybe. If I could. One day, as I aspire, I know I can, I will, I must achieve that much sought after, decorated, prestigious certification- Porter Skill Level One
Perhaps i could start from carry a melon up our next mountain?
Nah. The year ones will do it.
Rinjani was great. We should do Korbu guys. It will be fun mon. What's more, we got slave labour. hey hey. I book 5 year ones guys at least. My tent. I got a water bed here.
Leeches are great for blood circulation. They remove bad blood, heatiness, prevent stroke, hepatitis B, pneumonia and even heart attacks. They're able to inject antibodies into your body which will be able to immunise against aids. Okay fine I'm lying, well. At least feed those poor starving wriggly creatures? Do something humanitarian for once will you guys? Before I put one in your pants.
And also, a very memorable experience too, just like Rinjani. Or nothing at all.